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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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I dunno if you're still doing story time, but if so, have mine! About two years ago when I was delivering food I had a run to one of the regular party houses. It was mid-October at this point so leaves were everywhere. And so were the glass shards beneath them. I ended up slipping on wet leaves, landing on my shins and skidding about two feet. When I knocked on their door grinning with blood running down my legs they looked horrified. As did the other 5 deliveries I had on that run.

ozthemagician:

WHO THE FUCK LEAVES SHARDS OF GLASS BELOW LEAVES???

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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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australiansanta:

thank god they found jack the ripper finally they can put that horrible man in jail

I’m pretty sure he’s dead mate.

yep i agree, he’s dead meat once he gets in jail

…Are you being serious? ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS~? 

yep and i hope he gets a life sentence

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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